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Hey all!
Figured I may as well use this thing to sell stuff too! I want to sell my Playstation 2. Between my X box, Gamecube, computer and girlfriend/ wedding stuff, something has to go, so I chose my PS2.
It's about 2 years old, probably has less than 200 hours on it. Comes with 2 memory cards, 1 controller and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Gran Turismo 4 (One Memory card also has a saved game with the super liscence for GT4 on it.) All of the hook up cables too, of course and also the box. If you know me, I am EXTREMELY anal about taking care of my electronic stuff, so this thing is in awesome shape. No greasy pizza fingers, no spilled pop, nothing. Pretty much as mint as something that is 2 years old can be.
I'm looking for 100 bucks. Pretty firm on that.
PS: It is not the new 'thin' PS2. But that is probably good, on account of how the new thin PS2 has issues with staying cool after playing games for more than 5 hours straight.
Best Gift Ever
So if you couldn't tell be the title, I received the best Christmas gift ever this year. A buddy of mine from QMP made it. He works at 'Mee Sportswear' and designs T shirts, so he designed me a custom T shirt. Here's the links to see it:
http://www.epiccitydesign.com/hydra/hydra_reg.jpghttp://www.epiccitydesign.com/hydra/hydra_shirts.jpgIt is based off of my alias (Hydra) in Battlefield 2, which as I have previously mentioned, pretty much rules my life. I am officially THE Uber Nerd!
Pretty sweet shirt though, eh??
Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum
Hey all! Merry Christmas, Happy Qwanza, and Joyous Non-Denominational Civic Holiday to my politically correct bretheren.
Just wanna say I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday and an awesome new year! Drive safe and get a designated driver and all that stuff too. Thanks to all my old Dalmeny peeps for checking this out and posting every now and then. It's cool that you take time out of your busy lives to read about mine.
Oh: Also added a new link to The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. It is quite possibly the funniest show on TV, and also happens to be about politics, so you can feel smart while you laugh your ass off.
Don't Eat Yellow Snow, and I'll see ya in '06!
I am Officially Lame
I have come to realize in the last year or so that I have undergone a transformation.I have become the very thing I used to loathe. I am now one of 'Those People".
You know what I mean, the guy that always holds hands with his lady, be it in the mall or at a table in a restaurant. I find myself buying cards for Marge for no reason whatsoever, and thinking about her at work, and phoning to say I miss her after a day of not seeing her.
I used to hate ';those people' and thought they were lame and/or cheesy.
Well, you know what? Now I like it, so to those of you who don't like 'those people,' you can"Suck it, Trebeck."
A Riders Thing.
So in grade 12 Mr. Bartel always talked about revenge being a dish best served cold, so get ready for some frozen Roughriders leftovers, suckas!! I have decided to write this after finding out that Coach Barret and the oldest pimp ever, Roy Shivers are both keeping their jobs after another "Shoulda, Coulda" season. Oh and after hearing that Taylor Field is considering RAISING ticket prices after this crap-tacular season, so here's a little sumpin' sumpin'.
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Two guys from Saskatchewan die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh?" The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are still dressed in toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?" Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh?" This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling bacon and drinking beer. The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves." The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Regina so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's this nice." The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. So the devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!! The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is up with you two???" The guys from Saskatchewan look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know, eh?. If hell freezes over, it must mean the Roughriders have won the Grey Cup."
That's about it, eh?
Finally! The truth about the internet's secret purpose!
One of my top secret media sources from back in my radio days gave me this link to a site that shows the truth about the internet's secret purpose.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=lr_HR-iIlYgWatch and be shocked!!!!
P.S. : It's pretty cool and made from video clips of guys playing World of Warcraft, a pretty popular online RPG where you sit alone in your basement pretending to be a level 42 gnome wizard.
Pwn Star
For those of you who don't know, 'pwn' or 'pwned' is computer game slang for a guy kicking your ass. I play a game called Battlefield 2, and after having put about 150 HOURS into this game, I 'pwn' a lot of people. Out of about 500,000 people, I am about 5000th in the world, so thats pretty good. Here's a link if you wanna check out how pwn-y I am.
http://bf2s.com/player/hydra[hh]/So yeah, I'm a nerd. Toodles!!
The Saddest Day of My Life
I have just discovered that after an amazingly long 3 years, NickLachey and Jessica Simpson have broken up. Maybe it was because Nick's band isn't successful anymore, maybe it's because Jessica is, quite possibly dumber than a bag of hammers. Who can say? Anyways, I think that writing about this tradgedy is going to make me start crying again, so I have to go now.
