The Saddest Day of My Life
I have just discovered that after an amazingly long 3 years, NickLachey and Jessica Simpson have broken up. Maybe it was because Nick's band isn't successful anymore, maybe it's because Jessica is, quite possibly dumber than a bag of hammers. Who can say? Anyways, I think that writing about this tradgedy is going to make me start crying again, so I have to go now.
posted by Lance @ 10:33 p.m.
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My chances just went up exponentially.
All that's left is for her to pass the IQ test, and then I'll be filing my request to date her.
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