Out of the Paradise, into the Mud and Ice. (I miss Hawaii already)
Well I am now a married man, so stop sending me those sexually harassing e mails ladies. (This comment would actually apply if someone ever would have sent me a flirty e-mail. Oh well)The wedding itself went awesome, nobody fainted and everybody showed up, but the fun was the snow. We got hitched on March 4th, the day that 14 friggin centimeters of snow fell on the city. Oh well, no accidents or anything and it made the warm, tropical honeymoon seem even better.
(I don't have a digital camera, or a computer of my own yet, but when we get one, I'll get some wedding pics from my brother and post them on here, but first someone has to tell me how to load pictures. Oh well, that's for a future date.)
So thoughts on Hawaii:
#1 The ocean is really salty. I thought it would be a little salty, but it is like someone dumped a whole shaker of salt into a glass of water. And if you swallow it, it makes you want to throw up.
#2 Hawaii is really beautiful. Like the pictures and TV don't do it justice, you have to experience it to see how great the place is.
#3 The Asian tourists there are the worst drivers ever. Sorry if that sounds racist, but after you see the 5th Asian in 5 minutes drive the wrong way down a one way street, you start going "What the Hell is Wrong With You??"
#4 Another asian thing, but kinda funny. It must be a trend in Japan right now, but a lot (Like 75% of the Asian teen males I encountered had Mullets. Like full on Billy Ray Cyrus Mullets!! Too funny.
#5 Just in case anyone ever goes to Hawaii, and the Island of Kona, Don't go to King Kamehameha's Beach Hotel. It was cool in 1980, but hasn't been maintained since. Not the best hotel I've ever been to. One of the grosser ones actually. At least the island was cool.
#6 Snorkelling kicks Mucho Asso. Do it if you get the chance. The coral reefs and stuff look unbeleivable.
More on stuff later, gotta go.
posted by Lance @ 8:32 p.m.
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